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This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I can't stop singing certain songs. All morning I've been humming 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.' Yesterday it was, 'Delilah.' Last week I sang 'What's New Pussycat?' at least 100 times! What's wrong with me?"

The Doctor says, "Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me."

The man says, "Never heard of that. Is it common?"

Doc says, "It's not unusual."
 
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Obviously self-identifying as a chemist - C6 H12 O6 is the chemical formula for glucose - hence: Cube Sugar
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Obviously self-identifying as a chemist - C6 H12 O6 is the chemical formula for glucose - hence: Cube Sugar
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This chart is missing something: The boring bastard category ,for beige cardigan wearing Toyota Camry owners.
Thee Toyota Camry is without doubt the world's most boring car.....so boring in fact, even the red ones are beige!
 
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Note Jeep's location
Chevrolet isn't even on there.
 
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This chart is missing something: The boring bastard category ,for beige cardigan wearing Toyota Camry owners.
Thee Toyota Camry is without doubt the world's most boring car.....so boring in fact, even the red ones are beige!
What car would you recommend, then, for someone who鈥檚 looking for reliable, affordable transportation, and doesn鈥檛 need to compensate for either an undersized Willie, nor needs to prove to everyone around them how cool or financially successful they are?
 
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What car would you recommend, then, for someone who鈥檚 looking for reliable, affordable transportation, and doesn鈥檛 need to compensate for either an undersized Willie, nor needs to prove to everyone around them how cool or financially successful they are?
Yugo
 
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I think the Fiat 500 is the modern day version of the Yugo - there are rumors of the Yugo being brought back to the market
 
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What car would you recommend, then, for someone who鈥檚 looking for reliable, affordable transportation, and doesn鈥檛 need to compensate for either an undersized Willie, nor needs to prove to everyone around them how cool or financially successful they are?
@M鈥橞ob couldn鈥檛 have said it better! @Pastorbottle probably drives a 15 year old Kia! 馃ぎ Or maybe a Yugo, Lada, or more likely a Trabant!
 
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What car would you recommend, then, for someone who鈥檚 looking for reliable, affordable transportation, and doesn鈥檛 need to compensate for either an undersized Willie, nor needs to prove to everyone around them how cool or financially successful they are?
I wasn't saying they are unreliable or unaffordable. However they are the most BORING car on the face of the earth!
 
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@M鈥橞ob couldn鈥檛 have said it better! @Pastorbottle probably drives a 15 year old Kia! 馃ぎ Or maybe a Yugo, Lada, or more likely a Trabant!
No, I mainly drive an old shitbox Ford ute as a work vehicle. It's a lot of things, not many of them great, but one thing it isn't is boring!
 
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