Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

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Pastorbottle

·Tues. 5:08pm

Archer

Yugo

No Yugos ever imported into Australia, no one here stupid enough to buy them....sorry to disappoint you

 

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jsducote

·Tues. 5:23pm

 

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M'Bob

·Tues. 5:52pm

Pastorbottle

I wasn't saying they are unreliable or unaffordable. However they are the most BORING car on the face of the earth!

 

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Pastorbottle

·Tues. 7:59pm

M'Bob

Her automotive choices are still boring

 

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BlackTalon

·Tues. 9:17pm·This Space for Rent

M'Bob

Well, in her defense she needs to use the rest of her money to pay her makeup bills.

 

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Canuck

·Tues. 10:13pm

The difference between a cabaret and a magic show?……… one is a cunning array of stunts! 😉

 

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Tony C.

·Wed. 3:45am·Ωf Jury member

 

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flw

·Wed. 5:52am·history nerd

Vercingetorix

Yes it is.

The Corvette is a very specific Chevy ... I was thinking more about the Impala or Malibu ... something more for the masses.

 

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M'Bob

·Wed. 6:15am

BlackTalon

Well, in her defense she needs to use the rest of her money to pay her makeup bills.

Better?

 

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RI Omega Fan

·Wed. 8:04am

flw

The Corvette is a very specific Chevy ... I was thinking more about the Impala or Malibu ... something more for the masses.

Chevrolet used the crossed flags emblem for their high performance cars other than the Corvette. My friend’s 1958 Impala, for example ~

 

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STANDY

·Wed. 8:15am·schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector

 

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Charlemagne1333

·Wed. 9:37am

Just wanted to let you all know that the book “Understanding Women” is now out in paperback.

 

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Barking mad

·Wed. 10:06am·Prolific Speedmaster Hoarder

Charlemagne1333

Just wanted to let you all know that the book “Understanding Women” is now out in paperback.

But how many volumes is there?🥴

 

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Charlemagne1333

·Wed. 10:43am

Barking mad

But how many volumes is there?🥴

One volume, infinite revisions.

 

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amikoyan

·Wed. 1:33pm

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Shouldn't this be in the Not all things in Australia want to kill you........... thread? 😆

Edited: Wed. 1:39pm

 

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Pastorbottle

·Wed. 3:42pm

Charlemagne1333

Just wanted to let you all know that the book “Understanding Women” is now out in paperback.

A mere pamphlet! You should see the full unabridged version

 

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ghce

·Wed. 4:55pm

STANDY

I would have thought this was the mere pamphlet but would you want to see the unabridged issue for the full spread 😀

 

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EuroDriver

·Wed. 5:01pm

 

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Archer

·Wed. 7:50pm·Omega Qualified Watchmaker

 

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DaveK

·Wed. 8:15pm·Yoda of Yodelers

True story: A professor told me his area of research was Plato. I said "that's so cool! I used to have playdoh when I was a kid."