Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

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The produce clerk was working , stacking produce in the grocery store. A lady walks up and tells she can’t find the broccoli. “Sorry ma’am, we are sold out of broccoli, but we’ll have some tomorrow”. He goes back to his work. A few minutes later, the same lady approaches him and tells him she can’t find any broccoli. He says, “Sorry ma’am, we are sold out of broccoli, but we’ll have some more tomorrow”. He goes back to his work. A few minutes later, the same lady approaches him and tells him she can’t find the broccoli. Somewhat annoyed, he says to her, “ Ma’am, do me a favor and spell cat, as in catastrophe”. C A T she says. He says “good, now please spell dog as in dogmatic”. D O G, she says. He says, “Good, now spell the f_ _ k in broccoli”. She says, there IS no f_ _ k in broccoli. He says, “Ma’am, that’s exactly what I’ve been trying to tell you!”
 
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We just sort of drifted apart and never saw each other again. After that I wasn't allowed to teach kayaking lessons again.
 
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If nothing else, the job would be meticulously documented
 
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Probably better off pole dancing! Certainly more dignified, better paid and treated with more respect from the employer and customers than retail.......mind you sadly that's not going to be a very high bar to step over, I don't mean to belittle retail workers, their employers already do more than enough of that!
 
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Bragging is SO undignified…

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I have to say, Bob, I think that's your best nugget yet!
 
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Regrettably, my father never shared wisdom like this: