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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]
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impalla62ss
·Another stinker that made me chuckle.
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Tony C.
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Archer
·A lawyer woke up in the hospital after a major surgery. He asked the nurse why the blinds were all drawn in the room.
She replied "Well, the building across the street was on fire, and we didn't want you to think that the surgery had been a failure..."
She replied "Well, the building across the street was on fire, and we didn't want you to think that the surgery had been a failure..."
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Archer
·Saw this posted on April 1…
To be honest I’m a little sad it’s not a real product…
To be honest I’m a little sad it’s not a real product…
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TasMike
·An 80 year old woman had been seeing the same, very understanding, doctor for decades until he retired. His replacement asked her to bring a list of all her medications to their first appointment.
At the appointment, her new doctor was going through the list when he stopped and said to her, "Excuse me, but why are you on birth control pills?"
She replied, " They help me sleep at night"
The GP said "I'm sorry, but there is absolutely nothing in these pills that could help you sleep"
The old woman smiled and said to the GP, "Every morning I crush one of those tablets and mix it into the glass of orange juice my 16 year old granddaughter has with breakfast ...and it helps me sleep at night"
At the appointment, her new doctor was going through the list when he stopped and said to her, "Excuse me, but why are you on birth control pills?"
She replied, " They help me sleep at night"
The GP said "I'm sorry, but there is absolutely nothing in these pills that could help you sleep"
The old woman smiled and said to the GP, "Every morning I crush one of those tablets and mix it into the glass of orange juice my 16 year old granddaughter has with breakfast ...and it helps me sleep at night"
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M'Bob
·What’s the difference between a wife, and a job?
A job still sucks after 10 years…
A job still sucks after 10 years…
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Wryfox
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flw
··history nerdI saw a clown get thrown out of a Starbucks the other day.
Apparently he started a real brouhaha ...
Apparently he started a real brouhaha ...
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M'Bob
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But not always, apparently…
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