Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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After playing a guitar for years I thought I could play the piano, but it’s not an easy instrument to pick up.
 
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One day I came into the office early and switched all the M and N keys on the keyboards.

Now some people will call me a monster for this, but others will call me a nomster....
 
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What’s with the current fascination regarding comedy and burning humans?
No burning of humans involved....better? 🤣