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Wryfox
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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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JimInOz
··Melbourne AustraliaSo many jokes in that single sign!
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Wryfox
·AI is getting so good, just look at the tiny differences....
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blufinz52
··Hears dead people, not watch rotors.
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hen
·Hating on Daniel Wellington is sooo 2020, but this one was a little fun.
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dsio
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JimInOz
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lindo
·An old lady had been looking after her dementing husband for some time but realised that she could no longer do so at home. She reluctantly made enquiries about admission to a nursing home and was told about assessment and that she should come to the home to complete the necessary application forms.
She took her husband with her to the home and sat him in a chair in the foyer while she started on the forms.
After a few minutes the receptionist noticed that the old chap was leaning slowly to his right, so she hurried over and sat him up straight. A few minutes later she saw him leaning over to his left, so she went over and sat him up again, but within a few more minutes he started to lean forward.
She went over and held him up while wondering what to do. His wife finished the forms and came back to her husband, asking brightly "Well dear, what do you think of the home?"
He said "Oh, I suppose it’s alright, but I don’t know whether I could live here - they won't let me fart."
She took her husband with her to the home and sat him in a chair in the foyer while she started on the forms.
After a few minutes the receptionist noticed that the old chap was leaning slowly to his right, so she hurried over and sat him up straight. A few minutes later she saw him leaning over to his left, so she went over and sat him up again, but within a few more minutes he started to lean forward.
She went over and held him up while wondering what to do. His wife finished the forms and came back to her husband, asking brightly "Well dear, what do you think of the home?"
He said "Oh, I suppose it’s alright, but I don’t know whether I could live here - they won't let me fart."
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Archer
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