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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

ghce
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Pastorbottle Pastorbottle
She could have done so mush better for herself, maybe Stolen-Ferrari or Stolen-Bentley would have been a better match up

Maybe he had big shoes.
 
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M'Bob M'Bob
Kinda obvious who was afflicted first:

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You can get an ointment for that.......better eat to less hot & spicy food though
 
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Fair enough I say......they should've sent his coat to a different restaurant, lost his hat altogether, delayed service for 2 hrs and Then cancelled his booking for another much later before substituting his order for something else......just like his airline does!
 
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JimInOz JimInOz
Maybe I'm missing the joke.
Can somebody explain please?
I found it hilarious 😯

Its all about 2's except of course the body rating as she is obviously deficient by 1, so even that has some humour to it, and of course for those that just have too much Testosterone the 2 puppies are wonderful too (2)
 
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ghce ghce
I found it hilarious 😯

Its all about 2's except of course the body rating as she is obviously deficient by 1, so even that has some humour to it, and of course for those that just have too much Testosterone the 2 puppies are wonderful too (2)

The "arms dealer" is also a nice touch... 😅
 
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How is lite beer like sex on the beach?



They’re both fυcking near water….
 
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