Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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^^^ That goose is definitely down…for a fight.
 
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why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because there are no windows.
 
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I’ve been drumming for over half a century. My hearing suffers terribly. I thought I’d best call the tinnitus help line but it just kept ringing and ringing.