Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Megger is a test of electrical resistance…it involves applying a current to the wires. I suspect doing so here would damage the thermistors.
Isn’t this some kind of lobster dish? 🥁
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Good to see that at least one of the Python's remains sharp. 😂
 
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One for our female OF members....

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 
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Not so silly:
Once I installed an industrial machine with a placebo air pressure regulator, as the production operators wouldn't stop fiddling with it.......it was at the front where they could easily see it.
It only operated their blow down hose, the regulator that actually controlled the air pressure to the machine was hidden.
It would amuse me when they'd proudly tell me how much better the machine was running after they had "adjusted" it
 
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

At least 10 extra pounds.
 
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Follow instructions carefully....


Why would you find it necessary to have this up in your bathroom?
 
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Why would you find it necessary to have this up in your bathroom?
Because people often need a reminder to wash their hands after using the loo