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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

wagudc
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Wryfox Wryfox
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One of my college students told me "My dad was the milkman." I gave her a funny look and asked her if she had heard that saying. She had no idea. Her dad was really a milkman and married to her mom. She was born after home milk deliveries was a thing. He just delivered to stores, so it took a while for me to explain the joke without getting myself in trouble.
 
p4ul
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Pastorbottle Pastorbottle
How did the randy old sod find time to actually deliver any milk!..........no I don't mean man milk he obviously delivered plenty of that!
Not ‘old’, lead a tough life, he’s only 27.
 
BlackTalon
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My take on the joke's meaning:

Get the guests thinking the TP will be cloud-soft, but it really is like dragging seashells across their (insert favorite word here) and afterwards they'll be walking like someone shoved a post up their (same favorite word).
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blufinz52
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My take on the joke's meaning:

Get the guests thinking the TP will be cloud-soft, but it really is like dragging seashells across their (insert favorite word here) and afterwards they'll be walking like someone shove a post up their (same favorite word).
I don't get what bathroom decor has to do with TP. Without a single like on his "joke" might be an indication that it's not very funny, or understood.
 
Peemacgee
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blufinz52 blufinz52
I don't get what bathroom decor has to do with TP. Without a single like on his "joke" might be an indication that it's not very funny, or understood.
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lindo
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Trev Trev
Kind of surprised nobody knows what to do with the 3 shells.
Put a pea under one of them.
 
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