Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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And don't get too close either...

 
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Or......Japanese man orders a Mazda 323 and ended up with an Escort. No one was happy, there was no happy ending!
 
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I rushed my mate to the emergency ward.

“My friend’s choking on a Violet Crumble!”

Doctor: “The purple one?”

“Yeah, that’s him.”


(Sorry, Aussie/Pommie/Kiwi joke)
 
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I rushed my mate to the emergency ward.

“My friend’s choking on a Violet Crumble!”

Doctor: “The purple one?”

“Yeah, that’s him.”


(Sorry, Aussie/Pommie/Kiwi joke)
For the benefit of those not familiar with the concept
 
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ahh a Crunchie Bar ( the competition)

Yeah near enough, though most here in Oz I guess would say the Violet Crumble is better, not keen on either myself.
 
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Megger is a test of electrical resistance…it involves applying a current to the wires. I suspect doing so here would damage the thermistors.
 
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A megger test involves a lot more current than a normal multi meter so it can damage some components, indeed it can be from anything from 250V DC to up to @ 15KV DC so it can pack a fair punch!
it is used to test insulation in mostly industrial applications.