Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Trev · Feb 3, 2026

Archer
I always tell my wife that if you have to put something on so thinly that you can barely taste it, it's just not good...

You could say the same thing about mustards/horseradish, soy sauce, etc. They're still delicious.

Tony C. · Feb 4, 2026

TimeODanaos · Feb 4, 2026

Trev
It's their loss if they don't want to try our baked brewery sludge. More Cheesymite scrolls for me.

Cheese? Really?

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Trev · Feb 4, 2026

TimeODanaos
Cheese? Really?

💪🇬🇧

Yeah, vegemite and cheese is the ultimate combo.

Vercingetorix · Feb 4, 2026

My god. Shipping the prisoners to Australia may very well be the biggest mistake mankind has ever made.

Duracuir1 · Feb 4, 2026

Recycled from page 91.

Archer · Feb 4, 2026

JimInOz · Feb 5, 2026

Trev
You could say the same thing about mustards/horseradish, soy sauce, etc. They're still delicious.

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Archer · Feb 5, 2026

Wryfox · Feb 5, 2026

Gotta admire the commitment 👍

Trev · Feb 5, 2026

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This is more like it, but they should still be deported for using a fake "spread" instead of real butter!

mydeafcat · Feb 5, 2026

Oldie but goodie.

ghce · Feb 5, 2026

mydeafcat

Oldie but goodie.

Vintage no 2 or something a little fresher ?

Pastorbottle · Feb 5, 2026

mydeafcat
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Oldie but goodie.

Kind of reminds me of an old workmate, we went to get lunch from a small takeaway shop, he asked the girl behind the counter:
"Is everything on display for sale?

"Yes of course" was the reply

"Then I'll have a small bag of maggots, a moth, 1/2 a dozen flies and a couple of cockroaches!"

The look of the poor girls face was priceless!