Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I always tell my wife that if you have to put something on so thinly that you can barely taste it, it's just not good...
You could say the same thing about mustards/horseradish, soy sauce, etc. They're still delicious.
 
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It's their loss if they don't want to try our baked brewery sludge. More Cheesymite scrolls for me.
Cheese? Really?

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My god. Shipping the prisoners to Australia may very well be the biggest mistake mankind has ever made.
 
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Oldie but goodie.
Kind of reminds me of an old workmate, we went to get lunch from a small takeaway shop, he asked the girl behind the counter:
"Is everything on display for sale?

"Yes of course" was the reply

"Then I'll have a small bag of maggots, a moth, 1/2 a dozen flies and a couple of cockroaches!"

The look of the poor girls face was priceless!
 
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The PR person for the Winter Olym
pics who came up with that deserves a big bonus!