Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Sorry London.
If I had a Rolex I'd be hiding it everywhere.......I'd be too bloody embarrassed to be seen wearing it! 🤣
 
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Why?🍿
Because in London there will be plenty of stylish people with good taste wearing Omegas, showing you and your poor taste sleezy Rolex up! 🤣
Not "you" personally but "you" as in the average Rolex wearer
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Got to the punch line after scrolling down and almost spat Coopers all over my screen.