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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

flw
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Now all he needs is two hooks and two peg legs, and a blind parrot. Ultimate pirate.
 
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Now all he needs is two hooks and two peg legs, and a blind parrot. Ultimate pirate.
And if he fell in the sea you could call him Bob.
 
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And if he fell in the sea you could call him Bob.
What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs, who has swam the English Channel?......Clever Dick!
Or Smart Arse if he does it back stroke!
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How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

Because anywhere else, they would have called it a “teethbrush.”
 
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My source of jokes are just full of Trump jokes these days, so all you get is a dad joke:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.




But if the Trump jokes pass could the censors then maybe.....
Or should I post them and just have them deleted? I feel that I have made enough work for our admins as it is.
 
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hen hen
My source of jokes are just full of Trump jokes these days, so all you get is a dad joke:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.




But if the Trump jokes pass could the censors then maybe.....
Or should I post them and just have them deleted? I feel that I have made enough work for our admins as it is.
If you have to ask yourself if something is a good idea it generally isn’t. And the admins may decide to ban you instead of editing.

The scarecrow one was outstanding. Keep that up.
 
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