Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

sheepdoll · Fri. 2:47pm

Makesbelieve
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I tried bidding on a few of these. Someone always outbids me. Do not understand why?

Makesbelieve · Fri. 3:06pm

sheepdoll
I tried bidding on a few of these. Someone always outbids me. Do not understand why?

If you’re game enough, here’s the watch in question…

https://ebay.us/m/woCdEd

flw · Fri. 6:03pm

Wryfox

Now all he needs is two hooks and two peg legs, and a blind parrot. Ultimate pirate.

Archer · Fri. 6:10pm

ghce · Fri. 6:20pm

Archer

That's freak'n hilarious!

lindo · Fri. 8:42pm

flw
Now all he needs is two hooks and two peg legs, and a blind parrot. Ultimate pirate.

And if he fell in the sea you could call him Bob.

Pastorbottle · Sat. 3:38am

lindo
And if he fell in the sea you could call him Bob.

What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs, who has swam the English Channel?......Clever Dick!
Or Smart Arse if he does it back stroke!

Tony C. · Mon. 7:47am

M'Bob · Mon. 11:11am

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

Because anywhere else, they would have called it a “teethbrush.”

Archer · Mon. 1:13pm

Wryfox · Mon. 2:42pm

Tony C. · Mon. 2:45pm

A Daily Double!

Archer · 2026-01-20T19:34:39-0600