Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Or glitter!
My wife told me her eye doctor was able to guess one of her patients had teen age daughters. Glitter in the eyes. Bad shit imo.
 
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I haven't thought about this scene from Airplane II in decades then someone just mentioned it the other day and I've re-watched it at least a dozens times in 24 hours. Shatner gives a masterclass.

 
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Trev had to do some cleanup earlier today as there were some posts well over the line, keep it sensibly clean so we don't have to keep getting involved in this thread.
 
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Trev had to do some cleanup earlier today as there were some posts well over the line, keep it sensibly clean so we don't have to keep getting involved in this thread.
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