Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I dunno it depends on your personal preferences, I guess............some blokes might like it!
Shall we count you in?
 
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I saw the cable repair guy while walking in the neighbourhood today, and he asked me what time it was. I told him it was between 8 am and 1 pm…
 
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I saw the cable repair guy while walking in the neighbourhood today, and he asked me what time it was. I told him it was between 8 am and 1 pm…
Nah you narrowed it down too much, it should be between this Tuesday and Thursday next week!
 
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The US mint have stopped making the penny, it does not make any sense.
 
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Ahh the fashion of the 70`s! No one cared if you wore a souvenir bagpipe as a jacket. Good times!