Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
 
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I second that .
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.


I am now learning that this clock factory is on fire. Beware of second hand smoke.
 
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I am now learning that this clock factory is on fire. Beware of second hand smoke.
I'm beginning to suspect that you're winding us up...
 
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Maybe he's trying to start a movement...
Well, as long as it's unrelated to bowels...
 
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Porn gives young people unrealistic and unhealthy expectations of how fast a plumber will come to your house!