Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Three dogs. Spike, Mike, and Liberace. The third one was named Liberace because he was the pianist!
 
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Wonder if he got the PSA from Scotland’s minister of health?
 
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingel-smell!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frost bite!

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren!