Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Tony C. · Oct 1, 2025

Tony C. · Oct 2, 2025

Peemacgee
even if they have a somewhat inadvisable name.

😂 The name is the joke!

Oh, and I was also joking when I suggested that I am beginning to get the impression...

Best to delete it, though, as it apparently will turn "political".

Archer · Oct 2, 2025

^^^ You are 10 days late with that one…

Archer · Oct 2, 2025

Archer · Oct 2, 2025

Alberta…nuff said…

Archer · Oct 3, 2025

Faz · Oct 3, 2025

A gynaecologist, after a lenghty 45 year career, decides to call it quits. He shares a practice with a colleague 40 years younger. On his last day at work, he asks his colleague if he could send one of his wonderful young patients as a retirement present. His young colleague agrees.

On his retirement day, his last patient walks in. The one his colleague sent. A gorgeous 6 foot tall brunette with green eyes!

Brunette - “Good morning doctor!”

Old Doc - “ Good morning Madam. Please take place here and use the stirrups”

Old Doc starts his examination….
- Hummmmm….ohhhhh..hummm……”

Brunette - “What going on Doctor? Anything wrong? Please let me know! Im worried now.”

Old Doc - “I’m not sure. I need to do a thorough examination.

Brunette - “ Oh please doctor. Do whatever you have to do! I need to know for Pete’s sake!”

Old Doc - “Ok then. But I warn you, before I proceed, I need to numb it”

Brunette - “Oh please doctor Doctor, get it over with! please numb it!”

Old Doc - “Ok, here we go…num num num num num num num num…..