Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I don't see French tries..........I'm Aussie we only see hot chips and it would appear that they're engaging in sexual congress.........I may come as a surprise to some of you but not everyone uses American English! 🤣

Sexual congress is what congressmen do to the arses of the voting public without benefit of lube! 😱🤣
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As the original poster is Asian, I'm off the hook...😀

 
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Old one… but I just spent 20 seconds changing the battery to the garage door opener… after spending 8 minutes trying to get the CR2032 out of the package.



The answer probably involves Darwin…
 
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Old one… but I just spent 20 seconds changing the battery to the garage door opener… after spending 8 minutes trying to get the CR2032 out of the package.



The answer probably involves Darwin…
Literally just did the same thing with the exact same type of battery, but mine was for my food scale, because I am fat.
 
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Literally just did the same thing with the exact same type of battery, but mine was for my food scale, because I am fat.
We need to catch up one of these days, especially on restaurants.