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Pastorbottle
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I don't see French tries..........I'm Aussie we only see hot chips and it would appear that they're engaging in sexual congress.........I may come as a surprise to some of you but not everyone uses American English! 🤣

Sexual congress is what congressmen do to the arses of the voting public without benefit of lube! 😱🤣
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Tony C.
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As the original poster is Asian, I'm off the hook...😀

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Duracuir1
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Old one… but I just spent 20 seconds changing the battery to the garage door opener… after spending 8 minutes trying to get the CR2032 out of the package.

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The answer probably involves Darwin…
 
sonicosa
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Old one… but I just spent 20 seconds changing the battery to the garage door opener… after spending 8 minutes trying to get the CR2032 out of the package.

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The answer probably involves Darwin…
Literally just did the same thing with the exact same type of battery, but mine was for my food scale, because I am fat.
 
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Literally just did the same thing with the exact same type of battery, but mine was for my food scale, because I am fat.
We need to catch up one of these days, especially on restaurants.
 
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