Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Not really a joke, more of hint for our LEO members...............馃槈

 
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What does masturbation and brain damage have in common 馃?



After a few strokes there is no turning back.
 
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Once again, a joke from CTV News.

I鈥檝e already apologized to the officer. Not much more I can do until the shrooms wear off.
 
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I鈥檝e already apologized to the officer. Not much more I can do until the shrooms wear off.
So the K stands for Ken then?