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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Pastorbottle
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Ah, sciurophobic, I see. 😀
Nah nothing against Squirrels per say, actually I've never even seen one as we don't have them here in Australia, but unhinged sad sack freaks that feel the need to dress up in silly suits and prance about, do give me some sound reasons for concern!
 
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Nah nothing against Squirrels per say, actually I've never even seen one as we don't have them here in Australia, but unhinged sad sack freaks that feel the need to dress up in silly suits and prance about, do give me some sound reasons for concern!

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No taxes on lottery or game show winners in Canada…
 
Pastorbottle
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Tony C. Tony C.
As there is a slight chance that this might be considered "political" in nature, enjoy it while it lasts!

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That sign is so Scottish!
 
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I got sick at a very small hotel in Madrid,
I called the front desk and they told me they had a doctor on staff.
After he made me feel better I told him I was surprised such a small place had a doctor.




He nodded and said “ NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INN PHYSICIAN “.

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Well he obviously doesn't care about the old adage: "You can chose your friends, but you can't choose your family".........he chooses both!
 
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