Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I believe that in orthodox churches such actions are typically referred to as "blow jobs". 馃槉
 
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I believe that in orthodox churches such actions are typically referred to as "blow jobs". 馃槉
If you get a handjob from someone who uses sign language, is that considered oral?
 
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I believe that in orthodox churches such actions are typically referred to as "blow jobs". 馃槉
I knew those Altar boys were there for a reason.
 
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Thanks Al, I nearly spat my Friday night pre-dinner stout over the screen!

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BTW, here is what nearly hit the screen.

Mine on the right, Ms Darlin's G&T on the left (Bombay Sapphire/Schweppes Tonic Water).

 
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Much like sorbet is used to cleanse palettes between courses at some gourmet restaurants, I thought that I would refresh the thread by contributing a simple, and certainly unique example of the wonders of nature. 馃榾