Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Needless to say, the above is - ahem - comedy gold, but I suspect that the second poster was, as the Brits would say, taking the piss. 😀
 
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This isn’t really a joke, but there’s nowhere else to put it.

Several days ago, I spotted a cube van with the name CREATIVE on the back of the cube. I pulled along side of it and spied a classic oxymoron. The sign on the side of the cube van ……..CREATIVE DEMOLITION! If ever there was an oxymoron!
 
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Bonus: here's the author back in 2017 (three stone = 42lbs.):