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Run??????? What is this "run" you speak of?
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·Run??????? What is this "run" you speak of?
Consume a half bottle of prune juice; you’ll figure it out…
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·Plant a Tomato.......
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·A guy goes to his doctor with a complaint of severe headaches. The suggestions given don’t work, and he gets referred to a specialist.
“I have some bad news’” says the surgeon. “The only way to permanently rid you of these crippling headaches is to remove your testicles.”
The patient is very reluctant to take this extreme measure, but feels he has no choice, and elects the procedure.
Months later, he is feeling really good, and decides to treat himself to a full, custom wardrobe. We’re talking everything: suit, tie, pocket square, shoes, and underwear.
He walks into the custom tailor shop, and the little man behind the counter steps up to greet him:
“Hi, I’m Luigi. I pride myself at being able to size up my customers from the first glance!” He looks over the man, and says, “Let’s see: we have a 40 jacket, 36 pants, size 11 shoes, and medium underwear.”
The man responds, “Wow, that’s impressive. All right on the money, except for the underwear, I wear a small.”
The tailor says, “No, you’re clearly a medium. Why would you wear a small?”
The man says, “I’ve been wearing a small for years.”
The tailor says, “I have no idea why. It can give you terrible headaches.”
“I have some bad news’” says the surgeon. “The only way to permanently rid you of these crippling headaches is to remove your testicles.”
The patient is very reluctant to take this extreme measure, but feels he has no choice, and elects the procedure.
Months later, he is feeling really good, and decides to treat himself to a full, custom wardrobe. We’re talking everything: suit, tie, pocket square, shoes, and underwear.
He walks into the custom tailor shop, and the little man behind the counter steps up to greet him:
“Hi, I’m Luigi. I pride myself at being able to size up my customers from the first glance!” He looks over the man, and says, “Let’s see: we have a 40 jacket, 36 pants, size 11 shoes, and medium underwear.”
The man responds, “Wow, that’s impressive. All right on the money, except for the underwear, I wear a small.”
The tailor says, “No, you’re clearly a medium. Why would you wear a small?”
The man says, “I’ve been wearing a small for years.”
The tailor says, “I have no idea why. It can give you terrible headaches.”
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·RIP Ozzy, you will be missed.....
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