Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Julianne should ask a friend with a high school diploma to proof read her posts before sending them out.
 
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Happy Canada Day!
Hey Steve, Happy Canada Day. BTW, what does the average Canadian do on Canada Day?
 
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My girlfriend is a magician. She puts her hand on my knee, and I turn into a motel.
 
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My girlfriend is a magician. She puts her hand on my knee, and I turn into a motel.
BTDT.