Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Chicken hat?

What a Mona Lisa smile! With a hat like that I hope her chickens don't come home to roost or she will look like one of those pigeon feeding homeless people you see in the park.
 
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$300.00 per day, average can of soda, $2.00. X 30 applicants = $60.00. He’s obviously making up the difference up by charging for blow jobs.
 
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$300.00 per day, average can of soda, $2.00. X 30 applicants = $60.00. He’s obviously making up the difference up by charging for blow jobs.


He rounded up👍