Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I would have thought it looked better on her…

I was wondering how they both fitted into the same strapless blue dress at the same time.
 
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Opinions are like internet connections, not everybody should have one.....
 
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Or the phone in his other hand.
Are you absolutely sure they identify as a "him"? Have you checked - in a non-accusatory way?
 
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Pretty sure most of the people who go to that MGM in Maryland have gambling problems. The rest are visitors to the Gaylord conference center next door. Despite the 'big name' restaurants and the shows, I never hear any locals mention going there unless it's to gamble.
 
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Ok well I tried to edit it and it shit the bed so someone please delete