Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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My daughter (7 years old) told me a joke tonight.

Daughter: Why did the dyslexic Chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know
Daughter: To see the idiot on the other side.
Daughter: Knock Knock
Me: who's there?
Daughter: Chicken...............
 
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Is there a MAGA sticker on the other side?
Probably. And the driver's not too concerned with the carcinogens in that cigarette.
 
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Probably. And the driver's not too concerned with the carcinogens in that cigarette.
Or the phone in his other hand.
 
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It is the most monstrous Commie plot ever conceived. You ever seen a Commie drink water?
 
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Was driving down the road when I came across a seafood stand. The sign said lobster tails $2. I paid the man the $2, and he says “Once upon a time there was this lobster…”