Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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One hot, dusty day in a country town a man walked into a hotel.

As he went over to the bar, the barmaid noticed that on his head was a large green frog.

"Wow' she said. "Where did you get him?".

The frog replied "I won him in a raffle".
 
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There does seem to be a host of technical nautical terms involved in other positions too such as going hard to stern etc.