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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury memberFrom a Simpson's episode:
Marge ”We'll bring back dinner."
Lisa ”What are we gonna have?"
Homer ”Well, that depends on what the teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad, uh, let's see - poison."
Lisa ”What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?"
Bart ”Poison pizza."
Homer ”Oh, no. I'm not making two stops."
Marge ”We'll bring back dinner."
Lisa ”What are we gonna have?"
Homer ”Well, that depends on what the teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad, uh, let's see - poison."
Lisa ”What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?"
Bart ”Poison pizza."
Homer ”Oh, no. I'm not making two stops."
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·IFKYK
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Archer
··Omega Qualified Watchmaker
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··Omega Qualified Watchmaker
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M'Bob
·A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the man replied.
“She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.😂🤦🏽♀️😂🤷🏽♀️
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the man replied.
“She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.😂🤦🏽♀️😂🤷🏽♀️
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Archer
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Vercingetorix
··Spam RiskSad, but this is true.
Harvard Revokes Tenure of Star Professor Accused of Research Misconduct
Francesca Gino, a business professor whose research focused on why people lie and cheat, co-authored papers that included manipulated data
Harvard Revokes Tenure of Star Professor Accused of Research Misconduct
Francesca Gino, a business professor whose research focused on why people lie and cheat, co-authored papers that included manipulated data
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·Definition of a mistress. A miss between a mister and a mattress!
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