Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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If you ask chatgpt to show you the difference between bluberry muffins and chihuahuas...

 
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I wonder if Canadia and Meskiko will be charged for their portion of the umberella?

Or I wonder if rich Canucks and Victorians (Another name for Mexican citizens) will flock to the protected zones for safety.

 
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I wonder if Canadia and Meskiko will be charged for their portion of the umberella?

Or I wonder if rich Canucks and Victorians (Another name for Mexican citizens) will flock to the protected zones for safety.

Once you see this as a self-portrait - from Arctic comb-over to Texas neck - it's quite hard to unsee it again afterwards... 🫣
 
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Once you see this as a self-portrait - from Arctic comb-over to Texas neck - it's quite hard to unsee it again afterwards... 🫣
If it's like the real one, that golden dome is full of bare patches...
 
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I wonder if Canadia and Meskiko will be charged for their portion of the umberella?

Or I wonder if rich Canucks and Victorians (Another name for Mexican citizens) will flock to the protected zones for safety.

I assume that there is a matching missile launch system called Golden Shower?
 
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Blast from the past. This guy was arrested in 2013 on theft and drugs charges.
 
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I have two requests when i pass:
1. Scatter my remains at the beach
2. Don't cremate me