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Failed Doctors become Accountants,
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Now we are a nation of Lawyers.
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I knew a bloke who would intentionally put the wrong bin out early, so the neighbors would tall follow suit and then sneak out and change it to the correct bin in the night!
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Or a set of Scrabble
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··Melbourne AustraliaI knew a bloke who would intentionally put the wrong bin out early, so the neighbors would tall follow suit and then sneak out and change it to the correct bin in the night!
Do that around here and your bin magically fills with stuff, worse if I put the recycle bin out early that night, come morning it's probably got garbage bags in it. I was thinking of putting pressure switch inside the lid with a short length of instantaneous.
Trouble with that I'd forget and end up needing fresh underdaks.