Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so the coroner sent for his two best friends, Tony and Joe.
The three men had always done everything together, and were considered to be inseparable.
Joe arrived first, and when the coroner opened the morgue drawer and pulled back the sheet, Joe said, 'Dang, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him up on his side and let me see the backside.”
The mortician rolled uo the body and Joe took a quick look and said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The coroner, thought this was rather strange, since she was fairly certain it was Bubba. So she brought Tony in to take a look. Tony looked at the body and said, '
Gawd, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Tony peered carefully at the body’s back side, then shook his head said, 'No, it
definitely ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Tony said, 'Well ya see, Bubba had TWO assholes!'
“What? Two assholes?' asked the coroner, “I’ve never heard of that!”
“Yup,” said Tony, “Now WE never seen 'em you understand,” nodding towards Joe, “But wherever we went, folks used to say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.”
