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·Joe took his new date to the funfair…
"What would you like to do first, Sally?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she answered.
They ambled over to the weight guessing machine.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next they went on the Ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Sally what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guessing machine they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and won a prize.
The couple walked around the funfair and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was too weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the date.
"How'd it go?"
Sally responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy!”
"What would you like to do first, Sally?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she answered.
They ambled over to the weight guessing machine.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next they went on the Ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Sally what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guessing machine they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and won a prize.
The couple walked around the funfair and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was too weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the date.
"How'd it go?"
Sally responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy!”
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·That gets funnier each time I read it.
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