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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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My wife says she wants the gravel.
 
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2 looksto be the only commercially useful one, start up a roading company!

7, you'll never find Schrödinger's cat that way.
 
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#6 looking 10 hours younger could be handy when hungover
#8 I already speak fluent Khitan, though only when I’m building up to a hangover!
 
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#5 might be handy, toasters do all seem to be a bit shit these days!
I recently bought and returned 5 shower wands before finding one that wasn’t busted straight out of the box. I don’t imagine that toasters are made my any more diligent companies
 
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My wife wants a bulk delivery of #3 and wants me to take a few hundred?
 
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7’’ will get you through most doors…
Only if you're reeeeaally skinny
 
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The guy in the truck in front of me chose #2 less than 2 weeks after I had my windshield replaced. 😭
 
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