Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Yugo
No Yugos ever imported into Australia, no one here stupid enough to buy them....sorry to disappoint you
 
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I wasn't saying they are unreliable or unaffordable. However they are the most BORING car on the face of the earth!
 
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Well, in her defense she needs to use the rest of her money to pay her makeup bills.
 
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The difference between a cabaret and a magic show?……… one is a cunning array of stunts! 😉
 
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Yes it is.
The Corvette is a very specific Chevy ... I was thinking more about the Impala or Malibu ... something more for the masses.
 
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The Corvette is a very specific Chevy ... I was thinking more about the Impala or Malibu ... something more for the masses.
Chevrolet used the crossed flags emblem for their high performance cars other than the Corvette. My friend’s 1958 Impala, for example ~
 
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Just wanted to let you all know that the book “Understanding Women” is now out in paperback.

But how many volumes is there?🥴
 
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Shouldn't this be in the Not all things in Australia want to kill you........... thread? 😆
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Just wanted to let you all know that the book “Understanding Women” is now out in paperback.

A mere pamphlet! You should see the full unabridged version
 
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I would have thought this was the mere pamphlet but would you want to see the unabridged issue for the full spread 😀
 
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True story: A professor told me his area of research was Plato. I said "that's so cool! I used to have playdoh when I was a kid."