Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Only, I’ve found, if she tells you she’s a Vegan earlier in the conversation…

If she's a damned vegan she would state such in the opening line of the first words spoken to you and will continue to remind you of the fact in every subsequent conversation!
 
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To have a happy 4th, don’t have a fifth on the third! 😁
 
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Putin on the Ritz!

There was a thread with this type of thing going for awhile, but I can’t recall the name.