Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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A old man and an old woman are at a restaurant, on a first date. The man asks if she has kids, she says, “Yes, I have one, and three grandkids.”

The man then asks if she likes to have sex, and she says, “I like it ‘infrequently.’”He then asks, “Is that one word, or two?”
 
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A old man and an old woman are at a restaurant, on a first date. The man asks if she has kids, she says, “Yes, I have one, and three grandkids.”

The man then asks if she likes to have sex, and she says, “I like it ‘infrequently.’”He then asks, “Is that one word, or two?”

I wonder if he had lunch at the “Y”!
 
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Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
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