Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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@Johannes11

If you want to post funny videos please go to Facebook or YouTube, I’m not clicking any of your things here.
Yeah, I don't think I will. Easy does it fella
What makes you think I care about what you do?
 
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Yeah, I don't think I will. Easy does it fella
What makes you think I care about what you do?
@STANDY runs this place. I suggest you listen to what he has to say.
 
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Yeah shotcaller right?
I don't run with a crew and don't need to
Didnt back down from a 'person' with 666 tatted on his skull in roman numerals in Wayside and not gonna start here.
Standy huh?
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Didnt back down from a 'person' with 666 tatted on his skull in roman numerals in Wayside and not gonna start here.
Standy huh?
He’s an Aussie and doesn’t need tattoos to prove his worth.
 
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He’s an Aussie and doesn’t need tattoos to prove his worth.
Damn i forgot, does is he like the shotcaller of Oz?
Im scared now
 
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Damn i forgot, does is he like the shotcaller of Oz?
Im scared now

No one is against videos, per se. But since this is a forum based on sharing, not amusing oneself, I would consider using the feedback of the “Like” system as a guide. If you find the posted videos are not getting universal applause from the members as anticipated, perhaps try a different angle?
 
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No one is against videos, per se. But since this is a forum based on sharing, not amusing oneself, I would consider using the feedback of the “Like” system as a guide. If you find the posted videos are not getting universal applause from the members as anticipated, perhaps try a different angle?
That does make perfect sense
 
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Following up the above with an encore:

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."

- Bob Newhart
 
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Following up the above with an encore:

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."

- Bob Newhart
Those who are not busy being born are busy dying.
Dylan

(I do love Hank3 though😀
 
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Didnt back down from a 'person' with 666 tatted on his skull in roman numerals in Wayside and not gonna start here.
Standy huh?

DCLXVI One should think it would have been more effectful in Arabic numerals.
 
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DCLXVI One should think it would have been more effectful in Arabic numerals.
I can’t imagine someone with a tattooed cranium having the ability to translate 666 into Roman numerals, let alone Arabic.
 
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DCLXVI One should think it would have been more effectful in Arabic numerals.
Ok you win: amazing brain you have
 
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I can’t imagine someone with a tattooed cranium having the ability to translate 666 into Roman numerals, let alone Arabic.
DCLXVI Is not the number of the beast and doesn’t scare anybody. 666 makes me piss my knickers.
 
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0b1010011010

which is six hundred three score and six. Often associate with Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germancius. Probably not as bad as Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus. I think both ruled for about 4 years. At the time it was written as χξϛ.

It is also said if one sums the letters 'Bill Gates III' in ASCII this shows that the son of Satan walks amongst us. To alleviate this and render him harmless the Apple I was priced at $666.66.