Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I could never slap a woman
Because I am a hand model

I don’t feel that violence against women is a particularly good avenue for humour. Would you be open to deleting your post?
 
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I don’t feel that violence against women is a particularly good avenue for humour. Would you be open to deleting your post?
Yes. Im sorry

Its a joke from someone who died tragically, forgive my insensitivity, wasnt thinking straight...
Just thought: we re intonwatches, women and men here...handmodels....too far fetched and dumb, probably
 
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I don’t feel that violence against women is a particularly good avenue for humour. Would you be open to deleting your post?
If you check my last post on the music; i honor women, my man

May I remark that feelings are felt, emotions must be dealt with and opinions may differ.
One can not please everyone all the time.
Are you open to have a rational conversation about topics that may cause you to feel discomfort?
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Yes. Im sorry

Its a joke from someone who died tragically, forgive my insensitivity, wasnt thinking straight...
Just thought: we re intonwatches, women and men here...handmodels....too far fetched and dumb, probably

I’m sorry to hear about your loss. Thanks for being part of the forum, I’ll see you around in this or other threads.
 
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On the wall as soon as you enter the ward for chronic psychosis in the hospital i am at (not my ward)
 
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They sell cooking cognac in plastic bottles: you won't even have to worry about making it home, then
 
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@Johannes11

Slow down, take a breath. This isn't a race, or a contest, and most readers are likely to respond better to the quality of the humor, than the quantity of posts.
 
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@Johannes11

Slow down, take a breath. This isn't a race, or a contest, and most readers are likely to respond better to the quality of the humor, than the quantity of posts.
That is advice I will heed.
 
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If you want to post funny videos please go to Facebook or YouTube, I’m not clicking any of your things here.