Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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@Johannes11

Slow down, take a breath. This isn't a race, or a contest, and most readers are likely to respond better to the quality of the humor, than the quantity of posts.

Yep...this thread is often swamped with posts. A little goes a long way...
 
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Yep...this thread is often swamped with posts. A little goes a long way...
Yeah: less is more, really.
 
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Didnt back down from a 'person' with 666 tatted on his skull in roman numerals in Wayside and not gonna start here.
Standy huh?

Looks like he finished here 😗
 
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"PROPAGANDA"

When a bloke from the UK takes a good, hard look at something, like a watch.
 
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Happy Father's Day to all the fathers here!

Now not exactly a dad joke, but here it goes:

A 90-year-old man goes to his doctor and tells him:
"Doc, I need a prescription for 10 Viagra pills, each one cut in 4."

The doctor tells the old man:
"Sir, at your age, I don't think you're going to benefit from it, especially in the doses you are asking for."

The old man replies:
"Doc, I know what you mean to say but at my age, I don't even think about that anymore. All I'm trying to accomplish is to stop peeing on my shoes."
 
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Who are those guys?

They are a Canadian pop star and the evergreen rock band,Rush.The drummer Neil Peart might be a god of many. ::rimshot::