Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Google AI get criticised for being too "woke" . I think the critics are on to something.
 
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Trump dies and goes to Hell. The Devil says, “you absolutely belong here, but we have a problem: we’re full up. So to let you in, we have to displace somebody. Go into the next three rooms, and find someone whose place you’re willing to take,”

So he goes into door number one, and George Bush Jr. is sitting in a lounge chair, smoking a pipe. He say, “Nope, not doing that for eternity.”

He opens the door to number two, and sees Obama swimming lap after lap in a pool. “Forget that, no exercise.”

In door number three, he finds Monica Lewinsky “servicing” the former President. Trump says, “Yup, I can live with that!” At which point there is a message over a loudspeaker: “Ms. Lewinsky, please pack your bags…”
 
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