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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Omegafanman
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… Apparently he also found several old watches that needed a new battery while he was looking for it……
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Dal Cais
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Wish the USA had adopted the metric system.

Recent add description on eBay

"Watch has a 14k Solid Gold Cap over the Sainless Steel. It is about 30 seconds of an inch or about the thickness of a fingernail of gold. If you look photos 8 and 9 I took a close up of the lugs, there you can see that there is 14k gold on top of the steel, it is not a plating, there is gold their"
 
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I have recently had something described as thick as a Hershey bar when asking for thickness.

in Australia we don’t use imperial or get many Hershey bars.

So I google Hershey bar thickness….😲 to get 3 pages of the case of the shrinking Hershey bar saga.

so the item was 4mm thick in the end, which equates to…..wait for it ……0.15748 of a inch 🤨
 
Canuck
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Right up there with Picasso! Do a few more, put high prices on your work, rent a gallery, have a champagne reception, sent invites to all the right people, and Bob’s your uncle!
 
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Hmmm… I’m scratching my head about this one. I don’t get it.
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You don't watch enough TV. Current political events and mini series are essential watching. Although THT is hardly mini.
 
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