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Charlemagne1333
·Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson
Yes, we arson
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Tony C.
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sheepdoll
·Airspeed or distance?
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lindo
·The Politics of a Haircut...
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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Dal Cais
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blufinz52
··Hears dead people, not watch rotors.@Dal Cais, your post on WD-40 reminded me of my 1st wife. She was going to Walmart and I asked her to get 5 quarts of 10W-40 to change the oil in the car. She returned with 5 cans of WD-40. It made me laugh every time I told the story, which only made her get madder. Still makes me chuckle.
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Charlemagne1333
·I sued the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case…
I lost my case…
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Tony C.
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Wryfox
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Dal Cais
·@Dal Cais, your post on WD-40 reminded me of my 1st wife. She was going to Walmart and I asked her to get 5 quarts of 10W-40 to change the oil in the car. She returned with 5 cans of WD-40. It made me laugh every time I told the story, which only made her get madder. Still makes me chuckle.
Phew, was getting worried after reading the first sentence, wasn't sure where the conversation going.
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RI Omega Fan
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Plus, they misspelled “equality”.
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blufinz52
··Hears dead people, not watch rotors.
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Scarecrow Boat
·In light of the new “Daniel Craig” Speedmaster
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··This Space for RentAt least she's 21 (or her ID says so)...
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury member...but the breakfast buffet was excellent! 😁
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