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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

ekallus
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A Mobius strip is sitting at the bar, weeping quietly.
The barman says "Hey, what's up?"
The strip replies "Where do I even begin"
 
pdxleaf
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If you're American when you go into the bathroom
And you're American when you come out,
What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European.


::rimshot::
 
M'Bob
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Wryfox Wryfox
Yes this is a real book, available on Amazon.....

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And a real commercial from the ‘60’s:

 
Pun
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One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.

SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.

MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.

SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
 
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