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·Seriously?
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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SK13
·Xmas pudding of course! More brandy!
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ErichPryde
··Seamasters ForeverBack when I worked for QuikTrip, I had a customer who decided it would be a good idea to try to get his truck started by adding fuel directly to his carburetor while smoking a cigarette. 😵💫😲
It looked a bit like this! Thankfully he wasn't super badly burned.
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Canuck
·A mother takes he daughter to the beauty salon for a haircut. The chid is eating a cookie as she sits, getting her hair cut. The hairdresser suggests she might get hair on her cookie. The child replies, “No I won’t. I’m only 4 years old”.
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JimInOz
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DaveK
·Well, someone’s about to break that rule 😝
(as seen on my Boxing Day walk)
(as seen on my Boxing Day walk)
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fiberguy
·This is a friendly reminder about drinking & driving during New Year...
A friend went out last year on 31 December. After drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself next morning.
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He had never driven a bus before!!
A friend went out last year on 31 December. After drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself next morning.
....
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He had never driven a bus before!!
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Cenzo
·This is a friendly reminder about drinking & driving during New Year...
A friend went out last year on 31 December. After drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home.
He was really proud of himself next morning.
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He had never driven a bus before!!
Sounds like it turned out better than this one:
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JimInOz
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