Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Some auctioneers have a special gift for arousing customer interest through the descriptions of the items... 😁



 
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A boy writes a letter to Santa:
‘Dear Santa, I don’t want any new bicycle or a new iPhone.
Just send me a list of girls which have behaved exclusively bad this year.’
 
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Look, I like foreskins as much as the next guy, but large? Nah, the smaller ones are definitely sweeter and more tender. 😁

 
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Look, I like foreskins as much as the next guy, but large? Nah, the smaller ones are definitely sweeter and more tender. 😁


😲 😲 😲

This does remind me of the old favourite dad joke:

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke him on

::rimshot::