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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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·Then there’s the city girl who stopped dating country boys because farm hands were too rough! 😗
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·Halloween NASA style...
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·Fred Dibnah !
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·A research study was conducted on the black boxes of vehicles involved in collisions to determine what drivers are typically doing in the moments before a crash.
99% of the black boxes recorded the following:
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"OOOOOHHHH, SH!!!!!T!"
99% of the black boxes recorded the following:
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"OOOOOHHHH, SH!!!!!T!"
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··Ωf Jury memberReally strikes a chord in long-standing football fans...
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··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!Three nuns arrive in heaven to find St. Peter standing at the pearly gates awaiting their arrival.
"Welcome," he tells them, "But before you can enter you must each answer a question.
Peter approaches the first nun and asks “Sister Ellen, what was the name of the first man on earth ?”
“Oh that’s an easy one!” says Sister Ellen. “It was Adam!”
Peter nods and motions her in as the gates swing open.
Peter then goes to the second nun and asks “Sister Sarah, what was the name of the first woman on earth?”
“Oh that’s an easy one!” Sister Sarah says. “Her name was Eve!”
The gates swing open once more as Peter waves her inside.
Peter then goes to the last nun, who, being more senior, is expected to be more knowledgeable.
“Mother Superior Giovana, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?” queried Peter.
The Mother Superior thought for a minute, then looked up at Peter and said “Oh my, that’s a hard one!”
Peter nodded and grinned as the gates swung open once more.
"Welcome," he tells them, "But before you can enter you must each answer a question.
Peter approaches the first nun and asks “Sister Ellen, what was the name of the first man on earth ?”
“Oh that’s an easy one!” says Sister Ellen. “It was Adam!”
Peter nods and motions her in as the gates swing open.
Peter then goes to the second nun and asks “Sister Sarah, what was the name of the first woman on earth?”
“Oh that’s an easy one!” Sister Sarah says. “Her name was Eve!”
The gates swing open once more as Peter waves her inside.
Peter then goes to the last nun, who, being more senior, is expected to be more knowledgeable.
“Mother Superior Giovana, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?” queried Peter.
The Mother Superior thought for a minute, then looked up at Peter and said “Oh my, that’s a hard one!”
Peter nodded and grinned as the gates swung open once more.
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorJohn and Sue, a married couple, are sitting on the couch watching television. On the show, the TV hosts are speaking about how to prepare incase of death.
Turning to his wife, John says, “Honey, I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluids, that you will make sure to put an end to it.”
“No problem,” said Sue.
So, she got up, turned off the TV and poured his beer down the drain.
Turning to his wife, John says, “Honey, I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluids, that you will make sure to put an end to it.”
“No problem,” said Sue.
So, she got up, turned off the TV and poured his beer down the drain.
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·With Ridley Scott's 2023 movie " Napoleon " in cinemas worldwide and commemorating 225 years since Napoléon Bonaparte's Egyptian campaign (1798-1801), I still wonder if French soldiers really shot off the nose of the Great Sphinx of Giza ?
In this contemporary drawing the Sphinx still had some kind of little nose 🤔
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In this contemporary drawing the Sphinx still had some kind of little nose 🤔
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