Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Do you remember that before the Internet it was thought that the cause of stupidity was the lack of information?


Well, it wasn't that.
 
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Do you remember that before the Internet it was thought that the cause of stupidity was the lack of information?
Well, it wasn't that.
😁😁

Has to make you think just how stupid the average person can be and then realise that 50% of people are dumber than that. ::facepalm1::
 
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*will only make sense to those who are familiar with the 1972 film Deliverance...

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*will only make sense to those who are familiar with the 1972 film Deliverance...


I always wanted to be a fly on the wall when unknown actor, Ned Beatty, got the call from his agent:

“Ned, I got some good news, and some bad news. First, the good news: I’ve read the script, and it’s going to be a major hit starring Burt Reynolds. Now the bad news…”
 
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I always wanted to be a fly on the wall when unknown actor, Ned Beatty, got the call from his agent:

“Ned, I got some good news, and some bad news. First, the good news: I’ve read the script, and it’s going to be a major hit starring Burt Reynolds. Now the bad news…”

Agent: “Ok Ned, say Squeal like a pig”.
 
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